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Regulars...
So I have a natural curiosity about regular visitors to my blog. I picked out a regular and posted their info below. That being said, the sitemeter data isn't exactly a secret, so not like I'm breaking a confidence...

Leave me a comment telling me about yourself. Nothing personal, just why you visit and what amuses you about it. Or what you dislike about it. :-P